Ben voila, je suis a 200kms de chez moi, a me faire chier tout les soirs a glander sur le web.... Et du coup je suis tombé la dessus, et depuis, ma vie s'est transformée! Omegle, c'est comme msn, mais avc des gens que tu connais pas, et qui viennent de partout!
Un exemple de conversation possible..., Je suis tombé sur un débile, mais c'etait bien drole..., et si vous avez pas envie de lire, allez tester, c'est plutot cool...


Stranger: spaceman?
You: bABBYLON zOO????
Stranger: ...is that you, Harrison?
Stranger: Harrison, you arent making sense...
Stranger: what's wrong, Harrison?
You: i'm not harrisson... I'm a french guy...
You: So sorry for my bad english...
Stranger: Dont lie to me, H man.
Stranger: You have an english major, you told me.
You: I'm not harisson!!!I'm a man, a free man!!!
Stranger: YOU ARE NO MAN
You: I'm not a prisonner!!
Stranger: You are but a pawn
Stranger: maybe a turtle.
You: I have 'nt understand, remember, i'm french and i 've a poor level in english...
Stranger: ¿que es la problema, mi amigo?
Stranger: ¿no hablas ingles?
Stranger: No me gusta mucho, senor. Es muy malo para mi salud.
You: no hablas espagnol too.... Ich spreche deutsch ein bissye
Stranger: ahaaahahahahaa
Stranger: WE ARE COMING
You: How much are you?? two, three, maybe Four? I stand here, and i wait...
Stranger: I am one. I am many. I am legion.
You: Wooooaaaaw! I'm alone, but i'm very strong!
Stranger: I watch, i see, i perceive time. I perceive space. I stare into your mind and see...
Stranger: confusion.
Stranger: rebellion
Stranger: anger
Stranger: comedy
Stranger: tragedy
You: No!! Dont do this, my mind is a piece of shit, it's really dangerous to try to enter in him...
Stranger: Your mind is shattered, directionless.
You: Maybe Herr Freud...
Stranger: Call me Siggy.
Stranger: OH NO
You: Ohhh, dear Siggy...
Stranger: i have let slip my identity
Stranger: i must pay the penalty!
Stranger: *hara kiri*
You: It's not important, i'm a celebrity too... Oh no, siggy, wha have you done!!!! Siiiiigigggggggyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!
You: Blood???? Oh, it's just ketchup, mmmhhhh!
Stranger: Remember me...as....a peacemaker..........
Stranger: oh wait, ketchup?
Stranger: oh.
Stranger: i thought i did it right.
Stranger: hmph.
Stranger: what now? I cant go back to that life.
Stranger: We must form a duo.
You: Ok, ok,ok...You can enter in my mind if yo want, but dont touch, if you take things, you must pay!
Stranger: WE must battle the forces of evil together!
You: we battle with evil or we fight evil???
Stranger: The terrible tag team Sigmund and Harrison extravaganza!
Stranger: nothing can stop us!
You: Yeeeeaaaaahhhhh!!! Can i take another name??? I dream of Régis.... Sigmund and Régis!!!
You: I've a lot of weapons if u want, 3 britney spears cd's!!!
Stranger: Sweet, dude.
Stranger: Regis, you will make an excellent sidekick.
You: Thank you!!!
Stranger: But first, i must make sure of your loyalty.
Stranger: I must enter your mind and purge all impurities from within, all evil must be banished.
You: What a job!!!
Stranger: *Punch*
You: ohhh, its make me feel gooddd!!
Stranger: *Climb into unconcious Regis's ear*
Stranger: *Travels into Brain*
Stranger: Regis, can you hear me?
You: wooaawww! I see your hand!!
Stranger: For the moment, our minds are as one. This is only temporary.
Stranger: Are you ready to take the final step to superhero crimefighting status?
You: Sure!
You: But,
Stranger: speak, my student.
You: Can i've a Superhero calecon like superman???
Stranger: Hmmm...
Stranger: On your birthday.
You: thanks!!!
Stranger: Very well then.
Stranger: *HHHhhhhhrrrrrrrrrnnnngggggGGGGGG*
Stranger: *Mental shockwave in 3...*
Stranger: 2...
Stranger: 1...
You: bbbrbrbbrbrbrrrggrgrgrggrggrgrgbrbbrrrbrbrrbrrrgrgrgrgrrggegegegegegggreebregrbbhyzebhzerhzebrhzebrhzegbrhzgbrhzegbrhzzr......
Stranger: *BBBBBBBOOOOOYDIUYHIUFHGDIKGHMMMOOOOOORIUYDFGVJKAHRGFUSYDM*
Stranger: FZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzoiuoiuoryfgakbngvkytakiyutgliuytzzzzzzzzzzupppPPPoiup
Stranger: *WHOOSH*
You: (palpitation....)$
Stranger: *tumour*
You: aie!
Stranger: Ffffzzzziiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnggg........
You: Wow! I can write in my netbook with my mind!
Stranger: The ceremony is complete.
You: Thnaks, i'm a new man...
Stranger: And with that, i must take my leave.
You: But, i've always evil in my mind... "oops, i did it again, lalallalalalalalal....)
Stranger: We must part ways now.
You: Mr sigmund, have a nice day, really happy to see you ther, i's my first time in omegle, funny!
You: thanks mr sigmund!
Stranger: My student, i wish you a lifetime of prosperity.
Stranger: Good luck.
Stranger: and farewell.
You: For you too!
You: Just a minute...
You: Where do you come from?
You: In reality?
Stranger: This is reality, though.
Stranger: Who is to say what is real or not?
You: iI cant Siggy, i cant!
Stranger: The only true wisdom lies in knowing that you know nothing. With that information, you must battle evil, the way i taught you!
Stranger: I must go. You have been my greatest student. You sensei is proud.
You: Wooowwww , what a F....ing thought!! You're my sprirtual master siggy, may the force be with you!!
You: Thanks master!
You: Good bye, herr Freud!
Stranger: Fare you well, young regis.

C'est quoi ce pavé
Si quelqu'un est motivé à me pondre une synthèse rédigée de ce merdier

un gros partage en couille entre deux mecs qui se connaissaient pas 10 minutes avant

C'est un peu ca ouais... Serieux faut tester, c'est bien fun si tu tombe sur quelqu'un qu'a envie de parler...

Ca me rappelle le collège ça, ça vous tente des soirés Chat
http://omegle.com/

j'adore

Je me suis fait un nouveau pote vous pensez?

c'est sympa, une meuf s'est déconnecté des que j'ai di que j'étais français, et je me suis pris la tete avec un texan raciste

Une meuf de 17 ans?
J'ai eu le droit à un trou du cul d'Américain qui m'expliquait que le Montana se trouvait aux States

pas eu le temps d'avoir son age mdr

En tant que pervers, c'est la première chose que je demande lorsque je me "retrouve" avec un être du sexe faible

moi je suis tombé sur une brésilienne de 17ans . . . peut etre une mec enfaite

Je pense aussi....

pas mal pour passer le temps